You laugh, you loose

My sister and her friends saw this guy on the Beijing subway.



Sister: Do you know what that means?
Stranger: Yeah! *does a few quick sieg heils*
Sister: Why are you wearing it though?
Stranger: I got it from my friend! Pretty cool, no?
Sister: You'd get your ass beat if you wore that in Europe.
Stranger: Oh?
Sister: It's as if you would walk around Beijing with a shirt saying "I love Japan" written in Chinese.
Stranger: Ah!

Some more things that got lost in translation:





The menu comedy was better than the food at that place.

*lol*

In Portugal we met a couple in a grocery store. The kind of greasy lady wearing a tiger-print leggings and a shirt saying "My other boyfriend is much hotter". Everbody grinned and looked with pity at the poor dude walking next to her

YEH!

Maxwell, dude, i don't know what to say...

Some old article doing the rounds in my circle...
Just shows you - beer can save ur life

Man Peed Way Out Of Avalanche

A Slovak man trapped in his car under an avalanche freed himself by drinking 60 bottles of beer and urinating on the snow to melt it.

Rescue teams found the man drunk and staggering along a mountain path four days after his Audi car was buried in the Slovak Tatra mountains.

He told them that after the avalanche, he had opened his car window and tried to dig his way out.

But as he dug with his hands, he realised the snow would fill his car before he managed to break through.

He had 60 half-litre bottles of beer in his car as he was going on holiday, and after cracking one open to think about the problem he realised he could urinate on the snow to melt it, local media reported.

He said: "I was scooping the snow from above me and packing it down below the window, and then I peed on it to melt it. It was hard and now my kidneys and liver hurt. But I'm glad the beer I took on holiday turned out to be useful and I managed to get out of there."

Sounds more like a wacky dream - won't be surprized if he woke up with the bedsheets soaked

so make sure everytime you go on winter vacation you carry 30 litres beer with you

[Aldhissla]

Maxwell, dude, i don't know what to say...

This "Nattfödd is my least favorite album-Issue" shall forever stick to you like flies to poo

Maxwell, dude, i don't know what to say...

You don't have to say anything. Låt tomhet och tystnad härska.

Maxwell, dude, i don't know what to say...

This "Nattfödd is my least favorite album-Issue" shall forever stick to you like flies to poo

All the cool kids diss Nattfödd. Worst Finntroll album, all categories.