Mindless Random Bullshit

[Aldhissla]

even your surprised bout the new board, don't forget your boobs. something is missing and i want my friends thinking again i'd be in a porn forum

Oh man, you just HAD to remind him of that, did you?

I agree with Zwerg, the boobs need to come back! (They might need resizing? Not too much, please!)

Haha, that was the second thought that came to my mind when I was trying to upload my avatar (and was silghtly annoyed by the fact that i had to resize it): "What is Mr.WiCkEd "Bouncing since 2004" Rock going to do now?"

even your surprised bout the new board, don't forget your boobs. something is missing and i want my friends thinking again i'd be in a porn forum

Oh man, you just HAD to remind him of that, did you?

I agree with Zwerg, the boobs need to come back! (They might need resizing? Not too much, please!)

As if I would forget. They have only been banned once.

It seems I'm being a bit of a bothersome guest here. I think that being invited to stay at someone's home and then proceeding to clog their pipes with a massive dump is internationally rude.

This house is newly built, too. Beijing is not ready for my Aryan digestive tract. Mats would be apalled if he saw the inferior plumbing here.

I am appalled from a distance

my suggestion-upsize the pipes,and add more valves.everyone cheaps out on valves.

oh and try a courtesy flush next time-thats a flush while dumping to get rid of the oder,it means flushing without waste and paper in the same load,less of a chance to cause a stoppage.

oh and try a courtesy flush next time-thats a flush while dumping to get rid of the oder,it means flushing without waste and paper in the same load,less of a chance to cause a stoppage.

I know a professional shitter when I see one.

[Aldhissla]

oh and try a courtesy flush next time-thats a flush while dumping to get rid of the oder,it means flushing without waste and paper in the same load,less of a chance to cause a stoppage.

Thanks Mats - I've been wondering what a "courtesy flush" was ever since Butters said it on South Park....(reminding me that I've just missed watching the new episode)!
Talking about professional shitters: Some guys I knew who were sharing a flat had an enormous colour chart from a hardware store(for different types of paint that you could buy there) up on the bathroom wall; so everytime I stayed there overnight after a concert or something, they'd come into the kitchen the next day saying things like: "I actually managed a 35 today" or "Mjäch, 15 again"; strangest thing being that the other flatmates always knew which particular colour the guy was talking about

oh and try a courtesy flush next time-thats a flush while dumping to get rid of the oder,it means flushing without waste and paper in the same load,less of a chance to cause a stoppage.

We don't even put the paper in the toilet, we put it in a waste bin next to the toilet. Courtesy flushing here would be flushing halfway through your session.

Went to a restaurant with the most hilarious translations I've ever seen. "Grandmother of a drunk fish", "Seafood cow of fiendish person", "May great happiness (Coca cola, Sprite was Winter blue sea or something)" and my favourite: "The onion that burns the distant senate". I like my onion strong, but I don't think I'm a bad enough dude for something that can scorch a far away state organ.

I just discovered that if you write "trollhorn" in Google Translate and translate from finnish to swedish, the outcome is "Henri Sorvali". Somehow this feels very important and meaningful.

Hmm, I seem to have a lot to learn about using the new forum. I clicked "save" instead of "submit" twice before realizing it doesn't post the message and then accidentally chose "new topic" instead of "post reply". I'll learn, someday.

The new layout is confusing. It would be so much better if the avatar appeared on a side panel on the left.

The new layout is confusing. It would be so much better if the avatar appeared on a side panel on the left.

I agree. I keep getting confused when I see the avatar above the post and don't quite know who has posted

That's all something one gets used to. It confused me a lot in the beginning, too.