Uf, there has to be bajillion quotes that i really like, here are two:
"Let me give you a little inside information about God. God likes to watch. He's a prankster. Think about it. He gives man instincts! He gives you this extraordinary gift, and then what does he do, I swear for his own amusment, his own private, cosmic gag reel, he sets the rules in opposition. It's the goof of all time. Look but don't touch. Touch, but don't taste! Taste, don't swallow. Ahaha! And when you're jumpin' from one foot to the next, what is he doing? He's laughin' his sick, fuckin' ass off. He's a tight-ass! He's a sadist! He's an absentee landlord. Worship that? Never!"
(Al Pacino as John Milton in The Devil's Advocate ... but you really have to hear Al say it, i think you agree.
"Me? I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly... stupid."
(Johnny Depp as Captain Jack Sparrow in POTC)